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		<title>my husband take me for granted&#8230;how do i make him see me?</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[My husband and I are both 23 years old. We have been married almost 2 years and been together for 3 years. We have a special needs daughter together and I have a 6 year old daughter, who fully believes &#8230; <a href="http://www.clubduve.org/nascar-bedding/my-husband-take-me-for-granted-how-do-i-make-him-see-me/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My husband and I are both 23 years old. We have been married almost 2 years and been together for 3 years. We have a special needs daughter together and I have a 6 year old daughter, who fully believes that my husband is her father and he has accepted the role. I give everything I have to my family. I believe that you cant have a happy family unless the parents are happy together. So I put a lot of effor into keeping my husband happy, but I dont feel that he does the same for me.  I take my children to science fairs, the zoo, parks and anywhere else that we can spend time together. My husbands dream has always been to be a race car driver, I dont think he will ever make it to NASCAR, but I will support him while he tries. For now he is starting his dream at a local track. He spends at least one day a week working on his car and only that.  He gets up and leaves me to tend to the children, get them up, take care of them all day and get them to bed before he is even home. This week he asked for more time on the car because registration is coming up, so I told him it was ok if he worked on the car Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday. I made a promise to his sister that I would take her to get her first tattoo this weekend. I asked my husband to watch our children while to took her. He acted upset, like I was cutting into his life. I told him that our oldest is going to a play Saturday morning with my grandparents, then i will bring them both to him and that our oldest has a birthday tea party at 1:30 that he would need to take her to. He said he didnt want to because he didnt want to have to talk to the other girls parents, not that he doesnt like them, he just doesnt want to. That upset me, after all I do for the children he cant drop one of them off, he doesnt even have to stay.  Then I asked for an hour or two tomorrow of him to help with the house before he went to work on the car (we dont keep it at home). He told me he was going over to the car early and he would try to come home before 9. Our kids go to bed at 7 or 8. I cant clean the house after they go to bed, our house is too small, it would wake them up. Then I have had a giftcard for a spa visit since before Christmas and I still have not gotten to use it because every time I set a time with them i cant make it becuase the kids need me or he does. I am finishing college and on my spring break i asked that it really be treated like a break for me because i am wore out. My husbad didnt do anything that week, not even pick up after himself. Then he told me that his job is to make the money and my job is everything else. Our youngest child is waiting for a kidney transplant, has a heart defect and a bone defect. She is on growth hormones that have to be given as a shot every night and bandages on her tummy that covers tubes coming out of her (that he never changes, only i do) she is on 14 medications, etc, etc and he never does any of the work. Our oldest has severe adhd, night terrors and a sleep disorder that can keep her awake for hours after bedtime. he doesnt help with her either. i take care of all of the medical issues, all of the bills, the house, the kids, the cleaning, health insurances, i&#8217;m finishing college to help my family financially, i even change the oil in the cars. I just dont feel like he notices all the work i do and i dont think he has ever given me even a quarter of what i give to him. after everyting i do for him he gets upset when i ask him to do something for me. how do i get him to see that i am past the line of keeping my sanity and i need help. i have even thought of commiting myself to the local mental hospital because i feel like i am really losing it. if i didnt know that my kids would miss out on a normal(sih) life and that no one would care for them correctly i swear i would end all of this now, but i just need his help. how do i get him to see that i am losing my mind and i need him. i need to be treated like a queen just as i treat him like a king. how to i make him see that i just want to be as special to him as he is to me?<br />
obviously my children are in bed. it is midnight here. he chose racing, i didnt. i wasnt given an option in the whole thing. i have to deal with what is given to me. and thanks for the smart ass comment from one of you, welcome to marriage. obviously you are not, otherwise you would know it should be a 2 way street&#8230;<br />
<br />Hon, I really feel sorry for you and the situation you are in. I think your husband may be overwhelmed by the situation with the kids and just doesn&#8217;t know how to help so he looks the other way and pretends he doesn&#8217;t see how hard you work and the kind of stress you are under. Now, what I suggest you do is to go to social services and talk to them about how you need some respite help. I don&#8217;t know what your income is but with two children who have medical problems I think you are more than likely elgible for that kind of assistance. Please at least try it. When you get that time go somewhere and give yourself a treat whether it be the spa, a movie etc. You desperately need help before you just burn out and then you won&#8217;t be able to help anyone. I would like to give some of these people who answered you a good swift kick. They have no idea of what you and your husband are dealing with on a daily basis. I am not excusing your husband, I am just telling you what I see here. Good luck dear and give yourself a huge hug. You are doing way more than your share as a wife and mother.</p>
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		<title>Do you like these pet rules?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Feb 2010 11:46:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pet Rules To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door &#8211; nose height. Dear Dogs and Cats, The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please &#8230; <a href="http://www.clubduve.org/nascar-bedding/do-you-like-these-pet-rules/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Pet Rules</p>
<p>To be  posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door &#8211; nose height.</p>
<p>Dear Dogs  and Cats,<br />
The  dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food.  The  other dishes are mine and contain my food.  Please note, placing a  paw print in the middle of my plate  of food  does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find  that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest. </p>
<p>The stairway was not  designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not  the object. Tripping me doesn&#8217;t help because I fall faster than you can  run.</p>
<p>I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed.  I am  very sorry about this.  Do not think I will continue sleeping on the  couch to ensure your comfort  Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a  ball when they sleep.  It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to  each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible.  I also know  that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other  end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm. </p>
<p>For the last time,  there is not a secret exit from the bathroom.  If by some miracle I  beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to  claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge and  try to pull the door open.  I must exit through the same door I  entered.  Also, I have been using the bathroom for years &#8211;canine or  feline attendance is not mandatory. </p>
<p>If you need to kiss me,  then don’t go smell the other dog or cat&#8217;s butt before hand. I cannot stress this  enough!</p>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;</p>
<p>To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following  message on our front door:</p>
<p>To  All  Non-Pet Owners Who Visit &amp; Like to Complain About Our  Pets</p>
<p>1. They live here  You don&#8217;t.</p>
<p>2. If you don&#8217;t want their hair on your clothes, stay off the  furniture.    (That&#8217;s why they call it &quot;fur&quot;niture.) </p>
<p>3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.</p>
<p>4. To you, it&#8217;s an animal.  To me, he/she is an adopted  son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn&#8217;t speak  clearly.</p>
<p>Remember: Dogs and cats are better than kids because they:  </p>
<p> 1. Eat less – and don’t have funny fad tastes either<br />
 2. Don&#8217;t ask for money all the  time – in fact never!<br />
 3 Are easier to train<br />
 4. Usually come when  called – well most times!<br />
 5. Never drive your car<br />
 6. Don&#8217;t hang out with   drug-using friends<br />
 7. Don&#8217;t smoke or drink<br />
 8.  Don&#8217;t worry about having to buy the latest fashions<br />
 9. Don&#8217;t wear  your clothes<br />
10. Don’t demand you look fashionable<br />
11. Love me without any pressures, or emotional demands<br />
12. Don&#8217;t need a gazillion dollars for college,  and<br />
13. If they get pregnant, you can sell their  children<br />
<br />I posted this one about a month ago, but it is still funny, especially if you have pets.</p>
<p>Keep up the good work.</p>
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		<title>Pet rules&#8230;&#8230; Star If You Giggle!!?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Jan 2010 16:46:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[PET RULES To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door &#8211; nose height. Dear Dogs and Cats, The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please &#8230; <a href="http://www.clubduve.org/nascar-bedding/pet-rules-star-if-you-giggle/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>PET RULES<br />
To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door &#8211; nose height.<br />
Dear Dogs and Cats,<br />
The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.<br />
The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn&#8217;t help because I fall faster than you can run.<br />
I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.<br />
For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years &#8212; canine or feline attendance is not required.<br />
The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat&#8217;s butt. I cannot stress this enough!<br />
To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on our front door:</p>
<p>To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit &amp; Like to Complain About Our Pets:<br />
1. They live here. You don&#8217;t.<br />
2. If you don&#8217;t want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. (That&#8217;s why they call it &quot;fur&quot;niture.)<br />
3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.<br />
4. To you, it&#8217;s an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn&#8217;t speak clearly.</p>
<p>Remember: In many ways, dogs and cats are better than kids because they:<br />
1. Eat less<br />
2. Don&#8217;t ask for money all the time<br />
3 Are easier to train<br />
4. Normally come when called<br />
5. Never ask to drive the car<br />
6. Don&#8217;t hang out with drug-using friends<br />
7. Don&#8217;t smoke or drink<br />
8. Don&#8217;t have to buy the latest fashions<br />
9. Don&#8217;t want to wear your clothes<br />
10. Don&#8217;t need a &quot;gazillion&quot; dollars for college.<br />
11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children.<br />
Yes Mean Kitty&#8230;.. take the hint! lol<br />
<br />Have you ever thought of comedy writing because I almost P****d myself reading your posting.</p>
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		<title>Hey, interesting spirit encounters?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jan 2010 13:47:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[About 4 years ago, my grandmother died, and I was very close to her. It took me a while to mature and realize that she was really gone, since I was 10 when she died, I wasn&#8217;t sure how to &#8230; <a href="http://www.clubduve.org/nascar-bedding/hey-interesting-spirit-encounters/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>About 4 years ago, my grandmother died, and I was very close to her. It took me a while to mature and realize that she was really gone, since I was 10 when she died, I wasn&#8217;t sure how to handle it, and she was the first death in my famly besides her sister, who i met only a few times. Two years after her death, I was getting ready for bed while my mother was at work, I was in the bathroom brushing my hair when I heard my name called, so clearly i thought my mom was home. I walked out of my room and looked everywhere for her, I checked to see if her car was there, but no one was around, not even the neighbors. It couldnt of been anything else because everything was shut off, and no one was driving by so late at night. I was too spooked so I layed in my moms bed and called her to tell her to come home, and she did because I was crying. The next week I was cleaning my room, and I had a little NASCAR on my bureau, which slants backwards into the wall (it was old and had a headboard that was falling out that way). And all of the sudden I hear something drop on the floor, I turn around and the NASCAR was about a foot from the bureau. I had loud music on, so I asked my mom if she dropped something that could of caused it to roll off, the answer was no. I put the car on the bureau and kicked the bureau, and the car didnt budge, I jumped and the car rolled backwards, the opposite way it fell. I let it go thinking that it was a coincidence, forgetting about the other night. That night I woke up to my stereo, that ever works right, but it was working perfectly fine, I shut it off, and the next day when i woke up, it was on again. A little quieter not to wake me. That week my mom went to her psychic, the psychic not knowing my story, and the psychic said it was my memere saying goodbye to me, and that I wasnt listening to her. SO I just needed to vent, and I would like to hear some of your experiences! thanks.<br />
<br />Too many to count.<br />
   First time was I saw my friend at his own funeral and looked really sad and he was sitting next to his mom. I later asked his mom who was sitting next to her ans she said nobody and when I told her what I saw she sat on the couch starring at me the whole night.</p>
<p> I saw my great grandmother in the mall. my mother and I were looking at a beautiful dress in the window and I felt someone looking at us so turned around and as soon as I saw her I grabbed my mom&#8217;s arm she looked and said Oh My GOD! we looked back at each other and I decided I would talk to her and when we looked back over she was gone.</p>
<p> I woke up one night not feeling good and somebody was rubbing my back and I could feel my shirt moving and the dip in the side of the bed and I turned over thinking it was my husband but he was asleep in the other room snoring.</p>
<p> I was talking to another friend about seeing our friends that passed away parents and I had mentioned about his parents still having a hard time coping with their loss and my friend replied well what do expect it was their youngest son and I said yah I guess I am not over it either. When I said that I heard pounding on the wall and my friend looks at me and I say don&#8217;t look at me I don&#8217;t know what that was and all of a sudden my blow dryer turned on in the bathroom that was behind a closed door and the button to turn it on is really hard. Funny thing is I leave the house go to the grocery store and a lady stares at me and after passing by me she says oh I have something for you and fishes in her purse and hands me a business card. I don&#8217;t look at it thinking she was from some church and she says oh I do astrology too, I look at the card and it says Spirtual Advisor and psychic development, funny thing is the astrology I was looking at the day before. It&#8217;s not everyday you have something like that happen.</p>
<p>I could go on forever but I am gonna leave it at that, it think it&#8217;s awesome that your grandmother is communicating with you.<br />
   At my mom&#8217;s old home we always heard footsteps going back and forth in the hallway and the ice maker would make a sound like water is being dispensed and you would look over and nothing.</p>
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		<title>Do you want to survey?</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pajama&#8217;s or nude Early to bed or late to bed motor vehicle or bicycle cab or bus airlines or greyhound blue or green rain or shine Chicken &#38; Noodles or Meatloaf Opera or Broadway Play Olympics or Nascar YaHoo Answers &#8230; <a href="http://www.clubduve.org/nascar-bedding/do-you-want-to-survey/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Pajama&#8217;s or nude<br />
Early to bed or late to bed<br />
motor vehicle or bicycle<br />
cab or bus<br />
airlines or greyhound<br />
blue or green<br />
rain or shine<br />
Chicken &amp; Noodles or Meatloaf<br />
Opera or Broadway Play<br />
Olympics or Nascar<br />
YaHoo Answers or You Tube<br />
Star if you liked this survey<br />
<br />Pajama&#8217;s or nude<br />
:: Pajamas ::</p>
<p>Early to bed or late to bed<br />
:: Early to bed ::</p>
<p>motor vehicle or bicycle<br />
:: Motor bike ::</p>
<p>cab or bus<br />
:: bus ::</p>
<p>airlines or greyhound<br />
:: airlines ::</p>
<p>blue or green<br />
:: blue ::</p>
<p>rain or shine<br />
:: rain ::</p>
<p>Chicken &amp; Noodles or Meatloaf<br />
:: Vegetarian ::</p>
<p>Opera or Broadway Play<br />
:: Broadway Play ::</p>
<p>Olympics or Nascar<br />
:: Olympics ::</p>
<p>YaHoo Answers or You Tube<br />
:: You Tube ::</p>
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		<title>joke: for pet lovers?</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Dogs and Cats, When I say to move, it means go someplace else, not switch positions with each other so there are still two of you in the way. The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain &#8230; <a href="http://www.clubduve.org/nascar-bedding/joke-for-pet-lovers/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dear Dogs and Cats,<br />
When I say to move, it means go someplace else, not switch positions with each other so there are still two of you in the way.<br />
The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.<br />
The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn&#8217;t help, because I fall faster than you can run.<br />
I cannot buy anything bigger than a king size bed. I am very sorry about this.<br />
Do not think I will continue to sleep on the couch to ensure your comfort.<br />
Look at videos of dogs and cats sleeping; they can actually curl up in a ball.<br />
It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space used is nothing but sarcasm.<br />
My compact discs are not miniature Frisbees.<br />
For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, try to turn the knob, or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. In addition, I have been using bathrooms for years, canine or feline attendance is not mandatory.<br />
The proper order is kiss me, and then go smell the other dogs&#8217; butt. I cannot stress this enough. It would be such a simple change for you.<br />
To pacify you I have posted the following message on our front door&#8230;<br />
Rules for Non-Pet Owners Who Visit and Like to Complain About Our Pets:<br />
1. They live here. You don&#8217;t.<br />
2. If you don&#8217;t want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture.<br />
3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.<br />
4. To you, it&#8217;s an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn&#8217;t speak clearly.<br />
<br />Simply loved it.<br />
A star and 10/10</p>
<p>How true this is<br />
3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.<br />
4. To you, it&#8217;s an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn&#8217;t speak clearly.</p>
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		<title>What do you think? funny?  Yup long?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jan 2010 14:42:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#62; &#62;A PET RULES &#62; &#62; &#62; &#62; &#62; &#62; &#62; &#62;To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door &#8211; nose height. &#62; &#62; &#62; &#62; &#62; &#62; &#62; &#62; &#62; &#62; &#62; &#62;Dear Dogs and Cats, The dishes &#8230; <a href="http://www.clubduve.org/nascar-bedding/what-do-you-think-funny-yup-long/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&gt; &gt;A PET RULES<br />
&gt; &gt;<br />
&gt; &gt;<br />
&gt; &gt;<br />
&gt; &gt;To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door &#8211; nose height.<br />
&gt; &gt;<br />
&gt; &gt;<br />
&gt; &gt;<br />
&gt; &gt;<br />
&gt; &gt;<br />
&gt; &gt;Dear Dogs and Cats, The dishes with the paw prints are yours and<br />
&gt; &gt;<br />
&gt; &gt;contains your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food.<br />
&gt; &gt;<br />
&gt; &gt;Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate of food<br />
&gt; &gt;does<br />
&gt; &gt;<br />
&gt; &gt;not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I<br />
&gt; &gt;<br />
&gt; &gt;find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.<br />
&gt; &gt;<br />
&gt; &gt;<br />
&gt; &gt;<br />
&gt; &gt;The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack.<br />
&gt; &gt;<br />
&gt; &gt;Beating me to the bottom is not the object.<br />
&gt; &gt;<br />
&gt; &gt;Tripping me doesn&#8217;t help<br />
&gt; &gt;<br />
&gt; &gt;because I fall faster than you can run.<br />
&gt; &gt;<br />
&gt; &gt;<br />
&gt; &gt;<br />
&gt; &gt;I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very<br />
&gt; &gt;<br />
&gt; &gt;sorry about this.  Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch<br />
&gt; &gt;to<br />
&gt; &gt;<br />
&gt; &gt;ensure your comfort.  Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball<br />
&gt; &gt;when<br />
&gt; &gt;<br />
&gt; &gt;they sleep.  It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other<br />
&gt; &gt;<br />
&gt; &gt;stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that<br />
&gt; &gt;sticking<br />
&gt; &gt;<br />
&gt; &gt;tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to<br />
&gt; &gt;<br />
&gt; &gt;maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.<br />
&gt; &gt;<br />
&gt; &gt;<br />
&gt; &gt;<br />
&gt; &gt;For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom.<br />
&gt; &gt;<br />
&gt; &gt;If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut,<br />
&gt; &gt;it<br />
&gt; &gt;<br />
&gt; &gt;is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get<br />
&gt; &gt;your<br />
&gt; &gt;<br />
&gt; &gt;paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through<br />
&gt; &gt;<br />
&gt; &gt;the same door I entered.  Also, I have been using the bathroom for<br />
&gt; &gt;years<br />
&gt; &gt;<br />
&gt; &gt;canine or feline attendance is not mandatory.<br />
&gt; &gt;<br />
&gt; &gt;<br />
&gt; &gt;<br />
&gt; &gt;The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat&#8217;s<br />
&gt; &gt;butt.<br />
&gt; &gt;<br />
&gt; &gt;I cannot stress this enough.<br />
&gt; &gt;<br />
&gt; &gt;<br />
&gt; &gt;<br />
&gt; &gt;<br />
&gt; &gt;<br />
&gt; &gt;To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on our<br />
&gt; &gt;front door:<br />
&gt; &gt;<br />
&gt; &gt;<br />
&gt; &gt;<br />
&gt; &gt;To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit &amp; Like to Complain About Our Pets<br />
&gt; &gt;<br />
&gt; &gt;<br />
&gt; &gt;<br />
&gt; &gt;1. They live here. You don&#8217;t.<br />
&gt; &gt;<br />
&gt; &gt;2. If you don&#8217;t want their hair on your clothes, stay off the<br />
&gt; &gt;<br />
&gt; &gt;furniture. (That&#8217;s why they call it &quot;fur&quot;niture.)<br />
&gt; &gt;<br />
&gt; &gt;3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.<br />
&gt; &gt;<br />
&gt; &gt;4. To you, it&#8217;s an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted<br />
&gt; &gt;<br />
&gt; &gt;son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn&#8217;t speak<br />
&gt; &gt;clearly.<br />
&gt; &gt;<br />
&gt; &gt;<br />
&gt; &gt;<br />
&gt; &gt;Remember: Dogs and cats are better than kids because they:<br />
&gt; &gt;<br />
&gt; &gt;<br />
&gt; &gt;<br />
&gt; &gt;1. Eat less<br />
&gt; &gt;<br />
&gt; &gt;2. Don&#8217;t ask for money all the time<br />
&gt; &gt;<br />
&gt; &gt;3 Are easier to train<br />
&gt; &gt;<br />
&gt; &gt;4. Usually come when called<br />
&gt; &gt;<br />
&gt; &gt;5 Never drive your car<br />
&gt; &gt;<br />
&gt; &gt;6. Don&#8217;t hang out with drug-using friends<br />
&gt; &gt;<br />
&gt; &gt;7. Don&#8217;t smoke or drink<br />
&gt; &gt;<br />
&gt; &gt;8. Don&#8217;t worry about having to buy the latest fashions<br />
&gt; &gt;<br />
&gt; &gt;9. Don&#8217;t wear your clothes<br />
&gt; &gt;<br />
&gt; &gt;10. Don&#8217;t need a gazillion dollars for college, and<br />
&gt; &gt;<br />
&gt; &gt;11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children<br />
<br />Tinkerbell you have exceeded yourself.Ha Ha</p>
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		<title>cat and dog rules?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Jan 2010 00:26:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[*_To be posted _*VERY LOW*_ on the refrigerator door&#8211;_*nose height.*_ Dear Dogs and Cats: The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw &#8230; <a href="http://www.clubduve.org/nascar-bedding/cat-and-dog-rules/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>*_To be posted _*VERY LOW*_ on the refrigerator door&#8211;_*nose height.*_</p>
<p>Dear Dogs and Cats:</p>
<p>The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food.  The<br />
other dishes are mine and contain my<br />
food.  Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and<br />
food does not stake a claim for it<br />
becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing<br />
in the slightest.</p>
<p>The stairway was not designed by *NASCAR *and is not a racetrack.<br />
Beating me to the bottom is not the object.  Tripping me doesn&#8217;t help<br />
because I fall faster that you can run.</p>
<p>I cannot buy anything bigger that a king-sized bed.  I am very sorry<br />
about this.  Do not think I will continue<br />
sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort.  Dogs and cats can<br />
actually curl up in a ball when the<br />
sleep.  It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other<br />
stretched out to the fullest extent possible.  I<br />
also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging<br />
out the other end to maximize space<br />
is nothing but sarcasm.</p>
<p>For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom.  If by<br />
some miracle, I beat you there and<br />
manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow,<br />
try to turn the knob or get you paw<br />
under the edge and try to pull  the door open.  I must exit through the<br />
same door I entered.  Also, I have<br />
been using the bathroom for years&#8211;canine or feline attendance is not<br />
required.</p>
<p>The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat&#8217;s butt.<br />
I cannot stress this enough!<br />
<br />most hilarious thing ever it was so funny i was crying and laughing forever!=&quot;) were did you find this if you created this ur a comic genius!</p>
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		<title>letters to the pets?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Dec 2009 19:33:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Dogs and Cats, The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The Other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does &#8230; <a href="http://www.clubduve.org/nascar-bedding/letters-to-the-pets/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dear Dogs and Cats,</p>
<p>The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The<br />
Other<br />
dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print<br />
in<br />
the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming<br />
your<br />
food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the<br />
slightest.</p>
<p>The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating<br />
me<br />
to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn&#8217;t help because I<br />
fall<br />
faster than you can run.</p>
<p>I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry<br />
about<br />
this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your<br />
comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep.<br />
It<br />
is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to<br />
the<br />
fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out<br />
and<br />
having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing<br />
but<br />
sarcasm.</p>
<p>For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by<br />
some<br />
miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not<br />
necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw<br />
under<br />
the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same<br />
door I<br />
entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years-canine or<br />
feline<br />
attendance is not mandatory.</p>
<p>The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat&#8217;s butt.<br />
I<br />
cannot stress this enough!</p>
<p>To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on our<br />
front door:</p>
<p>Rules for Non-Pet Owners Who Visit and Like to Complain About Our Pets:</p>
<p>1.     They live here. You don&#8217;t.</p>
<p>2.    If you don&#8217;t want their hair on your clothes, stay off the<br />
furniture.<br />
(That&#8217;s why they call it &quot;fur&quot;niture.)</p>
<p>3.    I like my pets a lot better than most people.</p>
<p>4.    To you, it&#8217;s an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter<br />
who<br />
is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn&#8217;t speak clearly.</p>
<p>Dogs and cats are better than kids .. they eat less, don&#8217;t ask for<br />
money<br />
all the time, are easier to train, usually come when called, never<br />
drive<br />
your car, don&#8217;t hangout with drug-using friends, don&#8217;t smoke or drink,<br />
don&#8217;t worry about having to buy the latest fashions, don&#8217;t wear your<br />
clothes, and don&#8217;t need a gazillion dollars for college &#8211; and if they<br />
get<br />
pregnant, you can sell the children.<br />
<br />You&#8217;re the best. (from a cat-rescuer. we have 4 that live here)</p>
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		<title>Rules for Pets?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Dec 2009 02:12:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[PET RULES To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door &#8211; nose height. Dear Dogs and Cats, The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please &#8230; <a href="http://www.clubduve.org/nascar-bedding/rules-for-pets/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>PET RULES </p>
<p>To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door &#8211; nose height. </p>
<p>Dear Dogs and Cats,  </p>
<p>The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate of food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.  </p>
<p>The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn&#8217;t help because I fall faster than you can run. </p>
<p>I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm. </p>
<p>For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. </p>
<p>Also, I have been using the bathroom for years &#8211;canine or feline attendance is not required. </p>
<p>The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat&#8217;s b-u-t-t. I cannot stress this enough!<br />
<br />THAT</p>
<p>WAS</p>
<p>HILARIOUS</p>
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